Confessions of a (Semi) Bilingual Waitress

I work at a cross-cultural restaurant, Chinese owners, Chinese and Mexican cooks, and American waitresses. No seriously. And it works better than you'd think. Anyway, I've become inspired to actually pay attention to Graves en la clase de espanol. I need to know what Senor Tellanovella is saying to me back in the kitchen when he's being all stalkery and stuff. My manager says he's kind of weird and always stares at girls. Excellent. And not all sexually harassing.
Its really kind of ironic considering the rumor my mythology class was starting about my having an elicit affair with an oriental man at work (General Tso) never caught on. Kind of disappointing actually. And now I have a Tellanovella on my hands.
Me vida es muy malo.